Ordinary man who likes to fuck. A lot. Sometimes with more than one person at a time. A sexual imagination in overdrive (always). Admirer of all females, lover of fine liquor, firearms, sampler of quality pharmaceuticals, obsessive of the perfect music for the perfect moment.

18th December 2012

Photo reblogged from Her Dirty Little Heart with 55 notes

herdirtylittleheart:

They’re not that hard to make.
It’s 4 folds and 4 cuts.
And even when you mess up (see the random tear drop shape in this one?) it still looks pretty.
I could show ya how if you wanted…
(P.S. It’s the origami paper sansshame brought back for me from Japan. Thank youuuuu!)
(P.P.S. Baking cookies *and* crafting…. at Christmastime self-care and preparing for a party are the same thing for me. Win.)

herdirtylittleheart:

They’re not that hard to make.

It’s 4 folds and 4 cuts.

And even when you mess up (see the random tear drop shape in this one?) it still looks pretty.

I could show ya how if you wanted…

(P.S. It’s the origami paper sansshame brought back for me from Japan. Thank youuuuu!)

(P.P.S. Baking cookies *and* crafting…. at Christmastime self-care and preparing for a party are the same thing for me. Win.)

13th November 2012

Photoset reblogged from Tales of a Femme Fatale with 36,441 notes

kateordie:

These are insanely impressive and very, very hot. Someone’s stripped the source credit, though… Any tips?

Holy. Fuck.

Source: encinasurrotica

14th October 2012

Photo reblogged from another day in my life with 284 notes

dirtyfemme:

This lady looks feisty.

dirtyfemme:

This lady looks feisty.

8th October 2012

Photo reblogged from Tales of a Femme Fatale with 41 notes

taylahmaid:

My three reasons why I want to be her:
1. That amazing latex bodysuit is gorgeous. I want one!2. That mask is both cute and mysterious.3. Green-black lipstick. Yum.

taylahmaid:

My three reasons why I want to be her:

1. That amazing latex bodysuit is gorgeous. I want one!
2. That mask is both cute and mysterious.
3. Green-black lipstick. Yum.

7th October 2012

Photo reblogged from Our Own Little Key Party with 52,995 notes

ourownlittlekeyparty:

Favorite gif of the moment.

ourownlittlekeyparty:

Favorite gif of the moment.

Source: oldtimereligion

26th August 2012

Photo reblogged from another day in my life with 3,418 notes

Source: l-i-ll-i-a-n-a

19th August 2012

Video reblogged from My Dirty Mind (18+) with 306 notes

dirtyred69:

I have read if you use “dirty talk” in bed it will make the male last longer because he will be more engaged in the current moment.

17th August 2012

Photo reblogged from with 5,056 notes

Source: lawsofmodernwoman

17th July 2012

Photo reblogged from with 52,793 notes

getsuswet:

If you are a porn blog re-blog this so I can follow you! xx

Get Us Wet is where it’s at

getsuswet:

If you are a porn blog re-blog this so I can follow you! xx

Get Us Wet is where it’s at

9th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Text Me Something Dirty with 1,909 notes

Source: lilstunechi

20th May 2012

Photo reblogged from Star Wars Gone Wild with 55 notes

starwarsgonewild:

CLICK FOR VIDEO - Home Made Princess Leia Masturbating Tape

starwarsgonewild:

CLICK FOR VIDEO - Home Made Princess Leia Masturbating Tape

17th May 2012

Photo reblogged from No Condom, All Raw with 1,057 notes

I know a certain girl named Heart who might like this.

I know a certain girl named Heart who might like this.

16th May 2012

Photo reblogged from Glitter Fuck. with 151 notes

Source: dibsonthattats

13th May 2012

Photo reblogged from another day in my life with 5 notes

Source: eroticidade

1st May 2012

Photo reblogged from The Coquette with 133 notes

coketalk:

For the cost of a plate glass window, Dov Charney gets a full national news cycle’s worth of free advertising.
Way to go, douchebags.

coketalk:

For the cost of a plate glass window, Dov Charney gets a full national news cycle’s worth of free advertising.

Way to go, douchebags.